About Me…

I always feel that “ About Me ” column is just a place where u tell the world “I’m The Best ”..usually all brag about this or that in it.. I never write an about me column… reason is simple…coz to convince world that I’m the best.. Will require me to lie in each line of it.. …And if I don’t write that I’m the best then it wont be fair for the about me column…. but still I’ll try.. ( keeping my fingers crossed thinking atleast 1 gal would fall for the tons of crap I’m gonna lay out… …)

So here’s something about me :

Physical Properties :

1 ) Melting Point : Moderately low…and in special cases very low ( special case being involvement of a gal )

2) Boiling Point : Quite high.. doesn’t loose temper easily..

3) Face & Body Building : As much as I would like to say Hritik is jealous of me…but it would be some hundreds of galaxies away from the truth…

So the truth is : face is typical Indian enhanced with some pimple spots.. .. and what to say about body building… body is definitely present but I guess it never really started building.. ..

4) Appearance : the nearest possible example which can be visualized is “ clothes hanging on a hanger.. “ ..

Chemical Properties :

1) Emotional threshold : Quite low.. again addition of an element named gal.. tends to decrease it further…

2) Reaction with frens : Quite free with frens ( though they seem to like me more when I’m not pulling their legs …)

3) reaction with gals : A bit stable and reaction is easily controllable.. But if surface is melted then reaction may go at higher rates.. …again it depends a lot on ( u know on what )…

* Some of the properties stated above are subjected to change depending on various factors …

And the last but not the least ….. “ I’m The Best.. ”